Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
TMI
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Communication breakdown
Today, I tried to tell my boyfriend how I have been feeling recently in our relationship. He lashed out at me, saying I was just accusing him of being the bad guy. I guess I'll never express my feelings ever again. FML
Money first
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Top comments
rxsey16 16
I hope you're not dating him anymore. Get a guy who will treat you with respect. FYL OP.
khurshedn 7
Now might be a good time to tell him good bye.
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Comments (95)
mine___turtles10 13
Did anyone think of the family guy Star Wars movie ?
drworm94 12
How long have you been dating cause his reply could have been completely appropriate I'm guessing you said it too early so YDI
gabby9982 11
I hope you mean EX boyfriend after that nasty comment from his side
limegreenpoopie 31
Are you single now?
cronagorgon 11
FAMILY GUU
dougschoonmaker 20
Could have been something that happened to him in the past relationships ? Yeah?
InSultan 14
Maybe he said "f*ck me" but you misheard him
wyverntail 15
Was he serious? He didn't mean it did he? I get the same response from my boyfriend but that's because he's really silly. He doesn't mean it and he does tell me often that he really does love me.
SamanthaThe1st 23
ummm, I hope you know that was a Family Guy reference
tiredofwaiting 25
Dump his sorry ass. You clearly deserve better.