Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
TMI
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Communication breakdown
Today, I tried to tell my boyfriend how I have been feeling recently in our relationship. He lashed out at me, saying I was just accusing him of being the bad guy. I guess I'll never express my feelings ever again. FML
Money first
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Top comments
rxsey16 16
I hope you're not dating him anymore. Get a guy who will treat you with respect. FYL OP.
khurshedn 7
Now might be a good time to tell him good bye.
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Comments (95)
StayFaithful 8
You're better off
AfroFluff 23
Well then he should **** off! Sweet jesus, treating your girl like this. You didn't deserve that OP, i am sure it made you feel uncomfortable, but did he at least apologize or anything the sort?
nxkki21 11
Joke or not, that's unacceptable
BrassWing13 11
Odds are he was alluding to Family Guy. But if he was serious, you should probably break up with him.
Luccaso 5
Are you absolutely sure you're dating him?
XtremeHeat 14
Hopefully just a Family Guy reference?
AliLikesApples 14
Plot twist: he's referencing the scene from Family guy's Star Wars parody.
Beckettze 5
I love how in these fml's where there is no context and it is a minor/small thing, everyone is immediately like " BREAK UP NOW!"
Linz645 19
Hope you dumped his pathetic ass like
alchemist27 13
You sure know how to pick em.