Today, I slept over at my new boyfriend's house for the first time. When I woke up in the morning, he told me all about how much gas I'd had through the night. He said he thought he had a grown man in his bed instead of me. FML
Isa_Marie0113 tells us more.
Hey guys! I wrote that FML. Yep, wasn't one of my best moments, but it's something we can laugh at now especially since he's usually the one that's gassy! Thanks for reading it and I hope you all had a good laugh too! (I would just like to add that I'm about to click "Spill the beans!" and I'm dying over the irony.)
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Top comments
AdamsNumberOne 16
I'm pretty sure he has lots of gas at night also. But then again, if he stays with u after that then he's a keeper!
figgit70 7
Boy, that sure stinks.
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Comments (68)
figgit70 7
Boy, that sure stinks.
MeanBeagle 22
don't take that shit from him. that's a load of crap.
thecalvin123 21
You tried too hard, #10
DianaFrances411 13
Well that's rude.
iLike2Teabag 27
You want him to say nothing and just take it? That's how abusive relationships start.
Kasanovastar 18
#22 nice slippery slope fallacy.
foxwasalamb 24
yeah. don't look at someone you find attractive either. don't you know thats how we get babies?
Flowtastic 16
^while it was a dumb comparison. Some people may want a baby. I don't know anyone who wants an abusive relationship (other than fetish wise)
shessohighh 10
How is farting in your sleep the start of an abusive relationship?
False_Stupidity 42
The boyfriend might also be impressed.
OhWhoCares 42
#33, can you even tell me what a "slippery slope fallacy" is? Stop trying to be teacher's pet in your English 1A class.... Most here could not give a single ****.
DianaFrances411 13
Hey! It is rude. Imagine your boyfriend saying that to you.. He should've ignored it. Or if not, at least we know that he was being honest and he loves her because he hasn't left her.
AdamsNumberOne 16
I'm pretty sure he has lots of gas at night also. But then again, if he stays with u after that then he's a keeper!
nikkipettyfer 24
Im sorry! At least if he stays with you you'll know he's a keeper
Ololo_fml 16
why would someone breake up after that?
Psychicgirl17 18
People break up for the stupidest things. Have you not read the stories on here? Lol
SarahSehhati 40
Tell him that you are sure he is used to it. since he is a grown man....
Flowtastic 16
^possibly not, I know I pass gas in my sleep but it usually doesn't wake me nearly as often as when my partner passes gas. My smell vs my partners doesn't wake me as often either. Not sure if it's some conscious kinda thing, as if your body knows it's functions as you sleep, and doesn't wake you for it, but yeah... That's just how it is
prettygurl89 16
Awwww lol
ZachHatesPeople 22
Shit happens, Op. Hopefully he can look past it.
lex1459 38
Thankfully shit didn't happen, just gas.
bombielol 20
ouch that's harsh
MeanBeagle 22
it's toot bad he wasn't sleeping
RMLrapemylife 14
mate you're trying too hard...
izayadavisxiii 4
lol