Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
TMI
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Communication breakdown
Today, I tried to tell my boyfriend how I have been feeling recently in our relationship. He lashed out at me, saying I was just accusing him of being the bad guy. I guess I'll never express my feelings ever again. FML
Money first
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Top comments
rxsey16 16
I hope you're not dating him anymore. Get a guy who will treat you with respect. FYL OP.
khurshedn 7
Now might be a good time to tell him good bye.
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Comments (95)
clairesucks 37
Ahh sweet sweet love
TimidRobot 8
Yeah, '**** off' and find yourself a real man. One who doesn't put you down like that.
InsanePPG 25
Are you Lois Griffin as Princess Leia, by any chance?
Martinez0285 28
Finally someone said it and got the reference!! Kudos to you!
shitstorm28 11
You're better off single than with a jerk like that, op. Time to cut your losses and move on.
Relf 19
Noice
zarrganaut 17
There's got to be more to this. Who would say that to someone saying they loved them? Did you guys have a fight before this
bluetiger68 13
I'm hoping that y'all were just messing around and that he didn't actually mean it.
calebmo 7
Didn't know a Canadian knew words like that.
greeneyedx 23
I won't say you should just up and dump him, but maybe you should talk about why he told you to frig off in response to you saying you love him..
Grenith 21
well there is one side of the story. I'd love to hear the other.