Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after losing his job, I reassured my boyfriend by telling him I'd rather be with him living in a cardboard box than to be without him. He responded by telling me he'd rather be dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, the cops had to be called while my boyfriend and I were hanging out with some friends of ours. It all started when one of them said that he would kill himself if I didn't "just end your fucking relationship already, and date me instead." FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of almost 4 months. He was always worried I would cheat on him, so he cheated on me. FML
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Xx_Nikky_xX 4
but you did
my_names_nico 0
Boy, what a idiot. I really don't know how anyone could be that stupid and actually try to pull that off.
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Comments (172)
Rebi3144 8
I love stupid people(:
Alleged_Cranium 7
But did she learn anything?
nmitche95 0
JHONNY CASH FTW!!!!
newfiegirl 8
my ex boyfriend tried to do that, for a very sad reason. if I had my time back u woulda helped him, idiot
6tori6 5
first of all, your comment makes no sense. secondly, you can't die by holding your breath, so no need to help him. third, your ex is an idiot for trying to kill themself by holding his breath.
bfmv95mm 0
Did he die?
sourgirl101 29
Is it even possible to kill yourself that way? I would think, you would pass out and then start breathing on your own. My niece holds her breath when she doesn't get her way. Yeah, she's 5. Sorry about the cheating part. But glad to hear he's your ex.
Rebi3144 8
Wasn't that an fml? That a little girl holds her breath when she doesn't get her way?
sourgirl101 29
I don't know. Not one summited by me. Apparently, it's very common in young children. My sister took her to get counseling. She was warned the next step might be her hurting herself on purpose.
SoldieroftheLORD 0
yes u do pass out lol. it's hilarious to watch. most people can't do it till they pass out, they just get dizzy and come back. kinda sad
xNephilim 19
A lot of kids do that. It's recommended to let them pass out and make sure they don't hit their heads on anything. Usually, after doing it once or twice and not getting a reaction out of it, the kids will stop because it's so uncomfortable and doesn't work.
sup3rmann 0
haha i like the way ur boufreind
sup3rmann 0
think i ment to say the way he thinks
t765234 10
I disagree with the first word of your second comment.
wikkedphuka 0
the way ur boyfriend............????? did u die?
perdix 31
You should give him a plastic bag and a rubber band on your way out. Where was this passion and devotion to you when he was ******* the other woman?
bachooka 5
in his genitals!
kritz0 10
No...cause that's what probably caused him to cheat. .....
you_and_me_fml 8
No, you cant..its proven that holding your breath is an impossible way to kill yourself because your automatic reflex is to gasp for air Anyway, yeah he seems very mature... just be happy your moving on
luke1998 0
ur hott
savannamariee 0
ahaha of course it's some little kid hitting on her. lol woww
Sparkiee93 3
Sounds like something off that 70s show between Michael and Jackie.
Roxxay 6
Yes take him back. you can't leave Kelso, no matter what he did.
TheRealLori 0
So...did he faint? I hope you laughed and walked away as he hit the carpet! LMAO