Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after losing his job, I reassured my boyfriend by telling him I'd rather be with him living in a cardboard box than to be without him. He responded by telling me he'd rather be dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, the cops had to be called while my boyfriend and I were hanging out with some friends of ours. It all started when one of them said that he would kill himself if I didn't "just end your fucking relationship already, and date me instead." FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of almost 4 months. He was always worried I would cheat on him, so he cheated on me. FML
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Xx_Nikky_xX 4
but you did
my_names_nico 0
Boy, what a idiot. I really don't know how anyone could be that stupid and actually try to pull that off.
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Comments (172)
kittykat1497 7
20 FTW!
chocolat3pi3 1
hahaa. How cuteee
rattusrattus 19
Hand him laxitives. Say it's sleeping pills. Your boyfriend is crazy, stupid and randy like a Jack Russel.
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Correct.
Shinygirlnz 1
OP, you're awesome, this site seems to be filled with people who can't see what morons they're hanging onto, and then you come along and renew my faith in intelligence. Pity about the loser you were seeing, glad you can tell you're better off.
t765234 10
Not even a perpetual motion generator could restore my faith in human intelligence.
cul8r 4
For reasons unbeknownst to me, women always date idiots of that caliber, and not me, who is not an idiot. I am utterly flabbergasted about your sudden dawn of comprehension, but on the other hand can predict with certainty that you will date an idiot again. For reasons unbeknownst to me.
prettypink786 7
LOL i like ur unkown reasons
t765234 10
78- I think the above reply just about sums up the answer to your question.
chickletno1 0
bahahahaha
narutoxhinata109 5
thats sounds like an episode of that 70's show. Jackie and Michael...:/
prettypink786 7
dumbass much... ur a idiotfor going out with an idiot -.-
alexalways27 0
Well you did. And now you left, so why do you hate your life over your EX boyfriend?