Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after losing his job, I reassured my boyfriend by telling him I'd rather be with him living in a cardboard box than to be without him. He responded by telling me he'd rather be dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, the cops had to be called while my boyfriend and I were hanging out with some friends of ours. It all started when one of them said that he would kill himself if I didn't "just end your fucking relationship already, and date me instead." FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of almost 4 months. He was always worried I would cheat on him, so he cheated on me. FML
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Xx_Nikky_xX 4
but you did
my_names_nico 0
Boy, what a idiot. I really don't know how anyone could be that stupid and actually try to pull that off.
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Comments (172)
newmandotcom 6
It's impossible to kill oneself simply by holding your breath. At best you will pass out and as soon as you pass out, you will start breathing again. And are you sure you were the one dating the idiot?
shootintacos 0
yes, he's an idiot. but still, at least don't make such a bitchy comment.
lexi1220 0
**** u! He must really care about u!! Why would u just blow him off like that?? Go to hell, bitch!
AutumnTilly 5
Yep. He is totally devotional towards her. Cheating on her and stuff.
GreatBall 0
Haha wow. Genius at large
newburton13 26
His argument is invalid.
lizabeth200 4
I dated an idiot who did shit like that too! -_-
savannahlee324 2
that was an episode of That 70's Show it was Kelso and Jackie
itsameally 2
I used to hold my breathe till I passed out as a kid if i didn't get what a wanted and didn't die so I guess he won't either
HarroIAmBob 21
sounds like you were dating a five year old. "but ill DIE without my precious candy!!"
Nessakay 7
I know that feeling my ex said he would kill himself if I broke up with him, I mean why would you do that