Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after losing his job, I reassured my boyfriend by telling him I'd rather be with him living in a cardboard box than to be without him. He responded by telling me he'd rather be dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, the cops had to be called while my boyfriend and I were hanging out with some friends of ours. It all started when one of them said that he would kill himself if I didn't "just end your fucking relationship already, and date me instead." FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of almost 4 months. He was always worried I would cheat on him, so he cheated on me. FML
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Xx_Nikky_xX 4
but you did
my_names_nico 0
Boy, what a idiot. I really don't know how anyone could be that stupid and actually try to pull that off.
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Comments (172)
purple_sarah88 0
At least you're free! It's better to have loved and lost than to live with the psycho the rest of your life! It really sounds like he's trying to have his cake and eat it too by cheating on you and then manipulating you into staying by threatening to hurt himself. That's very controlling. And if he is serious he needs professional help, you can't 'fix' him and it's not your job to try! Good for you for getting out of that situation!
MisterMuffinz 13
weve all done that as a child. so whats this, 2nd grade love triangle?
tpreston 0
because she dated an idiot and didn't break up with him sooner
ben1020 6
lol he seems like a tard
MissBunny25 0
haha yep that's lil ol' me. and sexy crack *****...? did not know that was sexy but thank y'all :)
Atishuh 0
...Am I the only one who thinks OP is part Bitch?
Monkeyseemonkeyd_fml 0
Well he was the one who cheated on her…
154rct 7
u can't die by holding ur breath ydi for buying it and dating such a freak
guriya247 0
lol what a dumbass
dansco 25
Wow what a moron! The world would be a better place... If you did it properly lmao
Hyogoko 0
take a lesson from this experience, do not date anyone remotely like that idiot. :)