Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after losing his job, I reassured my boyfriend by telling him I'd rather be with him living in a cardboard box than to be without him. He responded by telling me he'd rather be dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, the cops had to be called while my boyfriend and I were hanging out with some friends of ours. It all started when one of them said that he would kill himself if I didn't "just end your fucking relationship already, and date me instead." FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of almost 4 months. He was always worried I would cheat on him, so he cheated on me. FML
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Xx_Nikky_xX 4
but you did
my_names_nico 0
Boy, what a idiot. I really don't know how anyone could be that stupid and actually try to pull that off.
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Comments (172)
SpicyGrass 0
smart guy...
babelini 12
ugh, good riddance.
cverrette 4
My ex was the same way, except for he brought a knife out. Let's just say we're not together anymore.
boomstick 0
Okay, that sucks but this made me lol. Is he five?
pandapat89 3
maybe if you weren't such a bitch....
zjrsi 0
metallica-one a song for him
kingghidorah 10
Wasn't that song about "Johnny Got His Gun" ?
CaptainPickles72 18
Sure was.
MMAdudw 0
no one can die just by holding their breath. they would eventually pass out and start breathing again.
DjeePee 25
Where is the 'Thank goodness' button? OP, you've got rid of him, thank goodness!
grdianknight 0
why are you dating a 5 year old? ;)
atomicbaboon 0
I bet he told her he was mature for his age.
bigboston 0
should have just walked out when he held his breath. worst that could happen is brain damage.
marcranger 29
he'd need to have a brain first.
GoPro2Oh 0
Already had brain damage..