Today, I thought the earwig infestation that had plagued my basement apartment for weeks had finally solved itself. Turns out the black widow infestation took care of it for me. Time to move. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in an effort to rearrange my bedroom, I planned to reroute my internet cables under my house. Then I found out about the black widow infestation. FML
Today, after having a 3-day vacation and feeling a bit bummed that it was over, I got home to find a black widow watching her babies hatch in my office window. FML
Today, I was glad to find out that all the bedbugs have been eaten. Now I have a spider infestation. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML
Today, at work, a lady came in to have her glasses fixed. When she opened her case, an earwig crawled out. Instead of trying to kill it, she just left it and watched as it crawled over my desk and behind my computer. I later found the earwig in my hair. FML
Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML
Today, the owner of the house I'm renting said he doesn't want to pay $4000 to fumigate the home, and that he'll take care of the issue himself. I have killed 30 angry wasps in the last hour. There are thousands living in the walls, but I think their favorite place is my bathroom and my bed. FML
Today, when I went to the bathroom, I found an earwig in my underpants. Yes, it was alive. FML
Today, I was packing up to move when I decided to take a break. I went to get some water from the sink when a bug fell into my cup. Needless to say, I'm glad I'm moving. FML
Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML
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Top comments
hman1025 17
Fire is the only logical solution here
granpa_haribo 13
Exterminator be like "Sorry ma'm nothing left to do here, gonna have to burn the place down"
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Comments (52)
brenton490 19
This how to movie of giant human size spiders start. OP you have to take one for the team and save the world by burning the whole place to the ground.
Rainbow_Princess 16
bwhahah.... its just a couple of spiders lol-- the aussie.
Badassboss 3
The nopes got killed by the bigger nopes
hunt3009 16
I'm more worried about how it says that it was posted in Colorado...
Kitten_Kat 10
The commenters are right OP, fire is the only solution.
RuneRifle 22
Time to burn down the house. Need some matches?
PandaBeer 15
Black widows aren't bad as long as you don't piss them off repeatedly. Unlike other spiders who will bite the shit out of you for no reason.
MissDramaQueen 18
Ugh! I hate spiders so what would have happened there with me and my mum would have been ok everyone pack your bags and then we would burn the house down
gatorgirl7563 22
The spiders ate the earwigs. Don't worry. Not that their food is gone, they'll die.... but first they will spread out in search of food.....