Today, I thought the earwig infestation that had plagued my basement apartment for weeks had finally solved itself. Turns out the black widow infestation took care of it for me. Time to move. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in an effort to rearrange my bedroom, I planned to reroute my internet cables under my house. Then I found out about the black widow infestation. FML
Today, after having a 3-day vacation and feeling a bit bummed that it was over, I got home to find a black widow watching her babies hatch in my office window. FML
Today, I was glad to find out that all the bedbugs have been eaten. Now I have a spider infestation. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML
Today, at work, a lady came in to have her glasses fixed. When she opened her case, an earwig crawled out. Instead of trying to kill it, she just left it and watched as it crawled over my desk and behind my computer. I later found the earwig in my hair. FML
Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML
Today, the owner of the house I'm renting said he doesn't want to pay $4000 to fumigate the home, and that he'll take care of the issue himself. I have killed 30 angry wasps in the last hour. There are thousands living in the walls, but I think their favorite place is my bathroom and my bed. FML
Today, when I went to the bathroom, I found an earwig in my underpants. Yes, it was alive. FML
Today, I was packing up to move when I decided to take a break. I went to get some water from the sink when a bug fell into my cup. Needless to say, I'm glad I'm moving. FML
Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML
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Top comments
hman1025 17
Fire is the only logical solution here
granpa_haribo 13
Exterminator be like "Sorry ma'm nothing left to do here, gonna have to burn the place down"
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Comments (52)
mrjiggles1992 18
Frying pan into the fire?
fin55 17
I just google it, there are only false black widows in Colorado. You should be fine
Sora_McKain 36
"There are about 37,000 described species of spiders on earth. Of these only a mere handful have venom that is of concern to humans. The most common species of spider in Colorado with venom that is harmful to humans is the western black widow spider, Latrodectus hesperus." Denver Museum of Nature & Science › faq
dihannasaurus 9
xD it's their territory now.
pin731 5
ya fam the only thing left you can do is poor some gasoline around your house, light a match, throw it on the floor and walk out the front door with two fingers up in the air yelling out "deuces!"
saffy66 34
Of course you're not from Australia. We have Redbacks, not Black Widows.
8djht8 19
put plants like tomatoes that's what black widows are for.
amccaul1976 8
I live in the mountains and the town I live in is full of them. I find at least 2 or 3 a year. they are a plague up here.
False_Stupidity 42
Since when does 2 or 3 per year equal plague?
ClevelendBrown 9
That's Nasty...
PoTnOoto 7
Burn the ****** down
potatoemperor 6
BURN IT! BURN IT ALL!!!!!!