Today, I thought the earwig infestation that had plagued my basement apartment for weeks had finally solved itself. Turns out the black widow infestation took care of it for me. Time to move. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in an effort to rearrange my bedroom, I planned to reroute my internet cables under my house. Then I found out about the black widow infestation. FML
Today, after having a 3-day vacation and feeling a bit bummed that it was over, I got home to find a black widow watching her babies hatch in my office window. FML
Today, I was glad to find out that all the bedbugs have been eaten. Now I have a spider infestation. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML
Today, at work, a lady came in to have her glasses fixed. When she opened her case, an earwig crawled out. Instead of trying to kill it, she just left it and watched as it crawled over my desk and behind my computer. I later found the earwig in my hair. FML
Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML
Today, the owner of the house I'm renting said he doesn't want to pay $4000 to fumigate the home, and that he'll take care of the issue himself. I have killed 30 angry wasps in the last hour. There are thousands living in the walls, but I think their favorite place is my bathroom and my bed. FML
Today, when I went to the bathroom, I found an earwig in my underpants. Yes, it was alive. FML
Today, I was packing up to move when I decided to take a break. I went to get some water from the sink when a bug fell into my cup. Needless to say, I'm glad I'm moving. FML
Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML
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Top comments
hman1025 17
Fire is the only logical solution here
granpa_haribo 13
Exterminator be like "Sorry ma'm nothing left to do here, gonna have to burn the place down"
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Comments (52)
protoskore 27
I have Fire ants, OP. I'll trade you.
TanteTine 5
Great name!
Jachin357 28
I think it's time to burn your house down OP.
collinchildress 12
as they said in Jarhead, ****. That. Shit.
TacoloverSWE 23
And after the tiger, people.
ouijacorn 9
"Picky, picky." -The black widows
Rainbow_dumpster 28
You should thank the the spider for taking care of the earwig infestation. Black Widows aren't very life threatening as long as you don't mess with them. Besides, spiders are famous for exterming pests.
sparkledoge 29
I have the same problem with false widows, they're a cousin specie, not as dangerous but i am terrified of spiders and they can cause damages but they are only here since 2011 and people seem to still ignore their existence here and refuse to treat the building. So they're just colonizing the place.
samlovesham1234 9
Time to nuke the crap outta your house!
fin55 17
There are a lot of spiders in Colorado?