Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
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SCREAM4meeee 0
One time I brought a new girl home to keep the old one company. She didn't like it so much either :/
Freeze_fml 17
It's uncommon knowledge that hamsters are territorial.
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Comments (154)
SirBedevere 0
"No one touches my wood chips dammit."
kickazz16 15
Only chuck Norris can ;-)
SirBedevere 0
You're gay. Just like Chuck Norris jokes.
LilyLovesYouLots 0
153-What's wrong with being gay? Or chuck Norris jokes?
SirBedevere 0
Did I say anything about gay being bad? No. Don't make assumptions.
FatCrackhead 3
at least you found out he was dangerous before his trip to the hershey highway
Wheredidgrungego 12
Well you started out with one hamster anyway.... That's the only bright side I can see.
Yashichu 3
I don't even own hamsters and know that your not suppose to house them together. Geez us :< Poor Hamster.
wieli2888 0
Hamsters are introvert species. They hardly be able to socialize with other hamsters.
fogrunner 13
Maybe you should have read a ******* hamster book.
mrosew442 10
or at least watched animal planet or googled it or something
LifeOnBlast19 9
Hence, a clear representation of social Darwinism.
tsume24 3
are you sure you're 17? you look 28+.
DelilahV 0
Also you look like a man.
Burrito_2014 0
Imbecile. You know nothing about natural selection.
rarememory 7
YDI! Don't fix it if it ain't broken! now you killed the same animal you tried to help bet you won't do it again SMH
RawrNom 0
you should have researched your animal. they live alone. next time look into an animals habits before buying one! YDI, but sorry for your dead hamster.
band_geek 18
It's something that's even online that hamsters kill and eat even their own babies, along with the other hamsters that live in the cage age themself. You should've done research before buying a new hamster as your old hamster's company.