Today, I thought my face was breaking out with pimples, and I thought it was weird because I never break out. And I noticed all these "bug bites" all over my body. When I got home, I realized those weren't bug bites. I have chicken pox, and my high school graduation is tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at Church, the little boy sitting behind me asked his mother if I had the chicken pox, because there were red dots all over my face. I've had bad acne since I was twelve. FML
Today, I was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday. It was great, but after sleeping on their pull out couch, I woke up with six pimples on my face and a rash on my back. FML
Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML
Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for what I thought was a persistent bug bite. Turns out it was a mole I'd never noticed. I had been scratching it then applying anti-itch cream for weeks. FML
Today, I found out that my recurring acne is actually bedbug bites. I have wasted about a hundred dollars on acne cream. FML
Today, as always, I have a type of eczema that flares up when I'm stressed out or anxious. And today, the girl I've been in love with for 4 years asked me out on a date. We meet up in a few hours, and right now I look like I have smallpox. FML
Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML
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RitzyHoke 0
This happened to me ... for my primary school graduation. Damn sad. Hope you get over it soon. I haven't. It has been 4 years ...
iFellytone 0
Ouch...
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Comments (126)
Rewban 0
Sucks about the chicken pox, just wear makeup though. Congratulations on graduating! You have your graduation very late though, mine was on the fourth.
FrankieTheNimrod 0
Sorry you didn't get the vaccine. Get it all over your classmates and enjoy your graduation. =D
lawlawlawl 0
you can still get chicken pox even if you got the vaccine.
pikL3bOi 0
WTF I just saw this VERY similar stroy on here yesterday
EasilyUnamused 2
#54, most schools do. I'm graduating high school later today :) OP, I'm sorry you got it before graduation...fyl :(
ziqi92 0
chicken pox at ur age? odd...fyl
wobster109 1
You should go see a doctor. For younger kids, it's not very dangerous, but it could be deadly for adults or students that are almost adults. It probably is best not to go to your graduation, so that you don't give it to anyone else. Chicken pox is really really contagious. Congratulations on finishing high school though, and sorry about this!
easylazy 0
Big deal. I have swine flu and my graduation is tomorrow, and no way in hell I'm not going
NoMercy_fml 0
Cuck Cucka Cuck Cucka
WolfgangDS 0
Dang, man. My dad had the chicken pox about the same time as me and my sister did. The older you are, the worse it is.