Today, I thought my face was breaking out with pimples, and I thought it was weird because I never break out. And I noticed all these "bug bites" all over my body. When I got home, I realized those weren't bug bites. I have chicken pox, and my high school graduation is tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at Church, the little boy sitting behind me asked his mother if I had the chicken pox, because there were red dots all over my face. I've had bad acne since I was twelve. FML
Today, I was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday. It was great, but after sleeping on their pull out couch, I woke up with six pimples on my face and a rash on my back. FML
Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML
Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for what I thought was a persistent bug bite. Turns out it was a mole I'd never noticed. I had been scratching it then applying anti-itch cream for weeks. FML
Today, I found out that my recurring acne is actually bedbug bites. I have wasted about a hundred dollars on acne cream. FML
Today, as always, I have a type of eczema that flares up when I'm stressed out or anxious. And today, the girl I've been in love with for 4 years asked me out on a date. We meet up in a few hours, and right now I look like I have smallpox. FML
Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML
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Top comments
RitzyHoke 0
This happened to me ... for my primary school graduation. Damn sad. Hope you get over it soon. I haven't. It has been 4 years ...
iFellytone 0
Ouch...
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Comments (126)
alex_vik 1
Ever hear of a vaccine?
fudgemeister 0
I didn't even go to my highschool graduation. It's stupid and I've never regretted it. I've never had chicken pox either.
1799 4
Haha listen to you germy ppl, if you're sick you should stay inside. Eurgh
krs1234 0
i had the vaccine...my mom works for the state dept. of health so i get every vaccine.... and i still had chickenpox when i was 6...over christmas.......sooo maybe the vaccine didn't help her...plus if she hadn't been vaccinated recently the vaccine could have worn off. google chicken pox vaccine wearing off
nonotme 0
So? Honesty, I think graduation is retarded. I only went to my high school one cause it's required, I didn't go to either of my college graduations... Sucks that your parents didn't love you enough to expose you to a kid with chicken pox when you were little so you could just get it and get it over with. FYL for that.
sportsnut 0
i agree with the second part of #35, blame your parents for not being normal and making you sick when you were younger
Dogmaw 0
I only see one person here smart enough to tell you NOT to go. The fact that you have a contagious DISEASE and are more concerned with missing your graduation than all the people you might have infected when you DIDN'T know you were sick is NOT a good sign either. Stay away from the graduation. It sucks, but it's just another ceremony. There will be more of them in your life.
mamasharones 0
Definitely not much of an FML.....so you go to graduation with chicken pox....oh well! But you can always look forward to maybe having the shingles later in life! HOORAY!
happysmartg 5
dude...thats your fault. you should have gotten your shots.
kneegrow143 0
Oh no, I hope your not a guy, otherwise prepare for some painful ******** swelling! Thats why your supposed to get it as a kid!