Today, I thought my face was breaking out with pimples, and I thought it was weird because I never break out. And I noticed all these "bug bites" all over my body. When I got home, I realized those weren't bug bites. I have chicken pox, and my high school graduation is tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at Church, the little boy sitting behind me asked his mother if I had the chicken pox, because there were red dots all over my face. I've had bad acne since I was twelve. FML
Today, I was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday. It was great, but after sleeping on their pull out couch, I woke up with six pimples on my face and a rash on my back. FML
Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML
Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for what I thought was a persistent bug bite. Turns out it was a mole I'd never noticed. I had been scratching it then applying anti-itch cream for weeks. FML
Today, I found out that my recurring acne is actually bedbug bites. I have wasted about a hundred dollars on acne cream. FML
Today, as always, I have a type of eczema that flares up when I'm stressed out or anxious. And today, the girl I've been in love with for 4 years asked me out on a date. We meet up in a few hours, and right now I look like I have smallpox. FML
Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML
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RitzyHoke 0
This happened to me ... for my primary school graduation. Damn sad. Hope you get over it soon. I haven't. It has been 4 years ...
iFellytone 0
Ouch...
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Comments (126)
AdamGD 0
My uncle had chicken pox at his wedding! My mom gave it to him and his wife hated her for it. Haha. I had it when i was like 2 and glad cause i hate shots
Boo25 0
How come you had your chicken pox so late? Anyway, you can try to put on some make up and wear long sleeve to cover it up.
britneyspears100 0
that ******* suuuuucks. cover em up with cover up (Y)
alwaysalady 0
How did you manage that? I've never met anyone over the age 5 with chicken pox.
maggy_fml 0
to everyone wondering why she got them so late. i haven't had the chicken pox yet and i'm almost 19 x] it just doesn't happen for some people. or it might come more dangerous when i'm older 0_0
RuralNinja 0
So, go anyway. Its no big deal. Just put some makeup on.
AshleyRose784 0
The varicella vaccine is still relatively new which is why most of the adult population hasn't gotten it, it's just assumed we all got chicken pox as children. Also, you're most contagious 2 weeks prior to getting symptoms. Once the spots show up it's not as much of a worry. Hope you feel better soon and happy graduation.
unistudentb 0
Aww, I feel bad for you. Stay indoors with a nice boxset and icecream and concentrate on getting better. It seems a huge deal now but trust me life will throw up so many more exciting occasions.
bosco_kk 0
omg fyl!!! seriously you dont di, or anything your life made a horrible joke to you. Get better soon!
Sodam_INsane 0
She can't go cause chicken pox gives u major headaches and stuff (or at least for me it did). But yea, fyl.