Today, I thought my face was breaking out with pimples, and I thought it was weird because I never break out. And I noticed all these "bug bites" all over my body. When I got home, I realized those weren't bug bites. I have chicken pox, and my high school graduation is tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at Church, the little boy sitting behind me asked his mother if I had the chicken pox, because there were red dots all over my face. I've had bad acne since I was twelve. FML
Today, I was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday. It was great, but after sleeping on their pull out couch, I woke up with six pimples on my face and a rash on my back. FML
Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML
Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for what I thought was a persistent bug bite. Turns out it was a mole I'd never noticed. I had been scratching it then applying anti-itch cream for weeks. FML
Today, I found out that my recurring acne is actually bedbug bites. I have wasted about a hundred dollars on acne cream. FML
Today, as always, I have a type of eczema that flares up when I'm stressed out or anxious. And today, the girl I've been in love with for 4 years asked me out on a date. We meet up in a few hours, and right now I look like I have smallpox. FML
Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML
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RitzyHoke 0
This happened to me ... for my primary school graduation. Damn sad. Hope you get over it soon. I haven't. It has been 4 years ...
iFellytone 0
Ouch...
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Comments (126)
marshmallow_x 0
Omj. that's horrible! and I don't why people are commenting saying/implying that if you get it when you were young, you can't get it again. I had it when I was four, then I had a slightly different version of it when I was 6, and I had the actual chicken pox again when I was 11.
Sapphy 0
oh shi- im so sorry D:
Sapphy 0
oh shi- im so sorry D:
LaLaJoy 2
That's terrible! :(
FuzzyWalnuts 0
How did you never get it?? Even still, since you hadn't gotten it, how did you never get the vaccine for it?????
luckyducky123 0
Thats weird, my friends and I were just talking about chicken pox today.. But we've all had it (thank god) But anyways, that sucks a lot! Your mom should've taken you to a chicken pox party (or whatever they're called) when you were younger so this wouldn't have happened! And to #54, a lot of schools graduate middle of June. I know some who graduated in May and aren't finished school until the end of this month. I didn't know this before but it turns out that you get fake diplomas and they mail the real ones out later on so grad isn't really that important.
TheWorldChampion 5
:/ i'm so sorry!
rawr_93 0
awwww.... that sucks :( don't scratch!!!!! i got them when i was like 5 and i scratched one on my temple and it got infected. my whole left eye swelled shut and i still have a scar there :( luckily it just looks like a birthmark
mehwhateverr 0
That just ******* sucks I'm so sorry.
AloysiusWeasley 15
That really sucks! I'd go kick the ass of whoever gave it to me. >:/ I feel your pain, though - I found a plant I was allergic to, my face broke out in hives, and I got to spend the next three days explaining over and over again that no, I DIDN'T have chicken pox, until I finally snapped and screamed it out. Yea, at least 5th grade improved after that, kind of. xp