Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my way out of a coffee shop, I tripped over a curb while holding a full cup of coffee. The coffee flew in slow motion, hitting a stranger right in the face. As I stood there, frozen, I realized the puddle of coffee was now surrounding both of us. All I could do was apologize while trying to avoid a public fistfight. FML
Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML
Today, I heroically caught a falling cup of coffee that I'd knocked off the counter. I thought I'd saved the day, until I realized I didn’t actually grab the cup; I'd grabbed the hot coffee directly with my bare hand. I spent the next few seconds hopping around like a maniac while everyone in the office watched. FML
Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML
Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML
Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML
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Top comments
justsayingbeach 15
Ugh how unhygienic to take a drink into a toilet?! Yuck
XxNekoLovexX 26
Barge into the next stall and kick them in the groin, then call security. That was uncalled for to scald you
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XxNekoLovexX 26
Barge into the next stall and kick them in the groin, then call security. That was uncalled for to scald you
whysobeachy 37
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What if they're pooping when OP walks in? I wouldn't want to walk in to witness that.
easilyboredone 8
Then I say shove them into the poopwater
klc20071989_fml 20
They grabbed it from under the stall door, as well as threw it back over the stall door. OP never mentioned where the person went after that. So why assault the person in the next stall?
Un3qual 3
I guess you could say that was "Unscald for" I'm sorry. I'll go now
Dolanium 13
Fag
XxDanno316xX 27
I hope when you finished up you gave that prick what they deserved. Fyl op.
Feklfekl2222 32
Where was this? You have to report them somehow
whysobeachy 37
In the bathroom, I think.
Ash1179 17
#13 good response
abn110 9
Apparently you can't read OR you don't understand "stall" AND " doing my business"
Pauschinator 22
#3 Obviously meant where the bathroom was. Work? A restaurant? Home?
elusiveshame 22
Who has a stall at home? And why would you bring a coffee into the bathroom at a restaurant?
Rkikkas9713 25
Apparently #42, you don't understand decency.
abn110 9
#71 apparently #3 doesn't have common sense and by just stating a point is giving me down votes. COME AT ME HATERS!
XxDanno316xX 27
42, Calm down please.
DoomedGemini 38
Someone even explained what 3 meant, so who exactly can't read? If it was at work, they could report it. If they were in another public place they can see if they can find out who did it to press charges. They obviously knew they were in a bathroom, but they were asking what type of place were they in.
mattzawesome 28
And you didn't beat the shit out of them?
Epikatz 22
The shit was probably already out of them.
isaak_sanchez 18
Maybe they needed help that's why they took the coffee cuz coffee makes some people shit
justsayingbeach 15
Ugh how unhygienic to take a drink into a toilet?! Yuck
VeganDarkLight 31
It's not like they were pissing or pooping into the cup, so what's wrong with that? Besides, toilets are more hygienic than a lot of other places.
MandieL 27
It's called spray. Have you ever cleaned the walls and floors around a toilet? If you use s white cloth to do so, it comes back yellow. Plus when you flush, the water sends partial fecal matter into the air. This is why I don't leave my toothbrush out in the open in the bathroom.
False_Stupidity 42
When you gotta go, you gotta go. What else was OP to do with the coffee?
SkylineFTW97 25
Who's more disgusting, though? The person bringing coffee into the bathroom with them, or the person stealing the aforementioned bathroom floor coffee?
UH60 26
Someone needs a bathroom cubby.
NYGiants1925 22
So true
8313girl 28
That is so disgusting! Well hopefully OP learned to not take his coffee or any other liquids into the bathroom with him. Not only is it very unsanitary but some fool can steal it and throw hot scalding coffee on him.
NeatNit 33
#64 if you can't hold it in until you finish your coffee, you pour it down the drain and make a new batch when you're done. The absolute WORST thing to do is to go in and drink it together with the accompanying aroma of shit and piss.
halfawannabe 14
Unless OP was intending to dump it out and lick it up off the floor, I don't see how it's that unhygienic.
amileah13 26
Wow what a pos. Karma will get that person later hopefully
Tyrez 32
Heh, yeah because karma exists.
tj4234 36
Not meaning to start a religious rant, but if you knew what karma actually is you wouldn't disagree with its existence. Contrary to popular belief it is not "good things happen to good people, bad things happen to bad people." It's way more complicated than that.
Tripartita 45
Mmm, Kentucky Fried Human.
firefighter925 18
Mmm, Human Fried Kentucky.
Hildy93 21
Both of you take a lap
shavednipples 22
does this place have security cameras by chance? if so, maybe see who came into the bathroom at the same time you did and file a report to the police.
Captaindead 3
Dude... Op said bathroom.. Fix ur nips
jocamo 24
dude read the comment again. he knows where it took place and where the cameras may be
Hugo26_fml 11
That was a complete dick head move
purelymixed 17
That's why I get iced coffee now
lexiieeex3 32
Somehow I doubt iced coffee poured on top of you would be pleasant either
klc20071989_fml 20
Atleast wouldn't be painful.
Radgears47 23
For fear of getting scalding coffee toss over a stall at you? Isn't that called Berndabycoughienflightaphobia?
purelymixed 17
**** all of you