Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while squishing a stink bug, it sprayed directly in my eye. FML
Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML
Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML
Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over myself and the wall. FML
Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML
Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML
Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML
Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML
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AugustBurnsToast 14
What comes around goes around eh?
hotPinklipstick 24
That's karma. Why don't you learn to piss on someone your own size.
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Comments (193)
silvercamaro 22
This is just the beginning, soon the bugs will have taken over entire street corners, towns, even states. You never know what's next...in the twilight zone...
DocBastard 40
How would you like it if something 50,000x your size unleashed a torrent of waste onto your head while you were idly swimming in your pool? Doesn't sound like much fun now, does it?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Well, it that was R. Kelly...
auzz1_pride 9
Britney spears style.
patrickalamo 48
Karma is a bitch
smileycupcake62 4
karma is a large, angry bug
ElricMustang 23
The bug was just a little pissed
p3mguin 7
Joke taken lol
trollierthanthou 1
That's karma for ya!
hk6108 0
Why is there so many bugs in your house?
loserman67 36
*are*
ElricMustang 23
No; this is the internet. To most people, proper grammar does't exist. I want a ticket off this planet.
Ruffclue 9
Karma better get that bug which flew into ur eye.
loserman67 36
Poor little bug, taking a swim, having a nice cool drink and then you come along and piss on it's entire day. The animal kingdom sticks together. Thank your lucky stars you were pissing on a bug and not a rhinoceros!
twizzy2011 5
Curious question. Why in the WORLD would ANYONE pee on a rhino?
bobbeta30 14
Oh god, where do you live? So many bugs.
kandi_kid69 15
Oh em gee! Bugs are everywhere. -__-
KiddNYC1O 22
It's just 2 bugs, ffs.
xxxSANAxxx 0
KARMA!