Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while squishing a stink bug, it sprayed directly in my eye. FML
Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML
Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML
Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over myself and the wall. FML
Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML
Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML
Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML
Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML
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AugustBurnsToast 14
What comes around goes around eh?
hotPinklipstick 24
That's karma. Why don't you learn to piss on someone your own size.
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Comments (193)
sexiSugarplum 0
What dafuq did I just read?
Complaining 13
You don't mess with the forces of nature. You sneak up on it with a can of bug spray.
kei1108 13
Clearly, you don't have much respects for smaller forms of life. YDI.
kei1108 13
Edit: *respect
lakylekidd 2
Dude! How many bugs do u have in ur toilet? Don't u ever clean it. (said with love) ;-)..
kittygogrr 3
Y are there so many bugs in your bathroom???
therealcheese 7
u live in a dump
ogle5431 1
Funny how many people there are here who don't understand what karma actually is.
faithlee 13
Why are you peeing somewhere that has bugs in their restrooms..?
Joeyi58 1
Maybe I'm missing the big picture here but... Whats with the abundance of insects in your bathroom?
ronski 41
That's karma for you