Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat and ask my crush what he wanted for Christmas. He said "A girlfriend." I took off my Santa hat and yelled "Ta-da!" He added, "An ATTRACTIVE girlfriend." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML
Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
Today, I decided to finally talk to my crush. I said, "Hello" to which he replied, "First, dye your hair blonde and grow some boobs, then we can talk business." FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Today, from my girlfriend of five years, I got my clothes back, my engagment ring and a card that says, "Merry Christmas! It's me not you." FML
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Top comments
MidnightRain3 16
Ouch. Lol
hannah_cheers 30
If he cares more about looks than personality, he isn't worth it, OP. Find someone who will find you beautiful no matter what.
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Comments (133)
itsme82 18
Damn op, that was seriously mean of him. If that had been me and I was a dude I would have kissed you right there.
Nessco 36
That's just really nasty of him. Hope he is no longer your crush if that's the way he treats people. Hope you move on to someone better who can appreciate your seriously cute sense of humour, cos really, what you did was pretty damn cool.
doran005 6
Know that feeling all to well...
ThatGurlOverHere 4
That's sucks lol I'm sorry
Axel5238 29
It sucks he turned he down in such a harsh way. Though, having a crush isn't usually based off of knowing the person well. Though to be fair from the guys point of you even if he thought you were attractive it's still a little weird to have someone just say " here I am!". It's a cute gesture when you know someone personally.
oklatifa 5
Still smooth though
lholifield23 12
At least you tried
xRyanxKingx 5
Owch. well from the sounds of it you are in high school. you will rebound quick.
artsytoast 7
You sound funny and clever! You'll be better off with someone who doesn't only care about looks.
ColdRoxas 18
the girl cares about looks if his personality was this bad she did the same thing judge people on their looks owo
ChildrenOfFilth 12
That must've taken a lot of guts. Kudos for trying!!!