Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
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Quest_ 13
YDI for even entertaining the idea that an epilator would give you a nice, tidy brow line. Or that it'd be safe to use so close to your eyes, eyelashes, and such thin, delicate skin.
yourlifesfucked 0
Flawless victory. OP wins at writing FMLs.
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Comments (76)
sallen0046 4
What could possibly have made you think this was a good idea? Do you have a complete lack of common sense?
nerdsgetmehot 23
That's worse than trying to shave them with a razor. :P (Been there, done that.)
Shockvalue 0
This is why I tweeze/thread my eyebrows lol.
Igor_g5 0
Why would you think that might be a good idea?
roydawgg 3
ydi
Elendil_fml 10
is it bad I have absolutely no idea what an epilator is?
Cinn_fml 23
I posted a brief explanation in post #54. Also, you have the internet and therefore google and wikipedia at your disposal. :)
ali_drox 0
this made me laugh so so much
noctura_fml 0
hehehehe
syed121417 22
I say use some eyeliner and draw over them. But watch a video if you've never done it because you don't wanna mess up
cheesyfeet2001 31
Am I the only one who doesn't know what an epilator is?