Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
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Quest_ 13
YDI for even entertaining the idea that an epilator would give you a nice, tidy brow line. Or that it'd be safe to use so close to your eyes, eyelashes, and such thin, delicate skin.
yourlifesfucked 0
Flawless victory. OP wins at writing FMLs.
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Quest_ 13
YDI for even entertaining the idea that an epilator would give you a nice, tidy brow line. Or that it'd be safe to use so close to your eyes, eyelashes, and such thin, delicate skin.
glitterbabe224 0
agree.
stellasue11 38
what is an epilator?
bigbadtim 7
Maybe you will start a new trend.
Absocold 0
Sharp things like razors on your face are bad? I guess men everywhere need to stop shaving. I hate to poke holes in such a well thought out smart aleck response, but well, I'm an asshole.
_HeadShot_ 0
idk anything u said in the fml. it confused me
mintcar 10
Why would you even use an epilator on your eyebrows? I'm sure they looked fine.
MAGNAVOX 0
I'm not sure what that is but it sounds haggard.
allmidnighteyes 11
Just get rid of them completely, then do what the Hola Chola chickas do and Sharpie them on in different expressions every day.
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
lmao. XD
KiM1314 0
Justin Bieber eyebrows much?
Keysmasher 0
Owned
MadaZer0 8
Well...
ImaginaryFoe 1
The_Earth 0
your life is also equivalent to someone whose hairline is receding.