Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said, "Sorry, I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, to get my mind off being single, I texted some friends. The first one was going out tonight to work things out with her ex, the second told me about his amazing new girlfriend, and the third replied an hour later with, "Sorry, I was having sex when you texted me." FML
Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML
Today, I called my girlfriend and she answered telling me how amazing the sex was last night and she can't wait to see me later. I didn't see her last night. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying "Hey there." She quickly replied, assuring me that she's not cheating on me. Uh, okay. FML
Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
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Top comments
JustAGirl_fml 0
Kiiiiind of an over-share. Are you sure she wasn't being, I don't know, funny or something?
that_one_guy 0
Yea, I'm going with #1 for this one. I'm doubting it, I think she may have just been trying to screw with you.
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Comments (60)
angryreimu 0
She's a *****.
mandarinnilssn 10
You base that on what?..
kei1108 13
You don't deserve her if she's that slutty. You'll find someone better. :)
withered 30
How is she a **** for having sex?
sexypimpdaddy 0
Yeah... Either she's ******* with u, or this is fake.
jeannie_brooke 0
Im sure she's joking.. Girls do it all the time.
kfinch7 10
I'm sorry /; that blows
withered 30
#63 She probably did.
Jellyman64 0
She could be trying to make you jealous
decidedlyvague 11
Uh... You obviously reply, "Are you ready for round #2? Hop and the shower and head over to my place ;)."
decidedlyvague 11
In*
michelleJ11 25
Sorry OP, she's not interested...
littlemisssixx 5
Major tmi on her part; on a good note at least she isn't just leading you on? Maybe she lied to make the message clear, sorry op
ModernaParker 5
I love this. There is definitely no shame in her game. Lol.