Today, I texted my mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that my parents had just gotten divorced. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I checked my mom's email to track a package I'm waiting to receive. Instead, I found out my mom canceled the order, and that my parents are getting a divorce and have been fighting via email for weeks. FML
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
Today, I texted my dad and told him I was getting married in five months. His reply? "I gotta work that day." FML
Today, I was texting my mother after my boyfriend broke off our relationship. She offered incredibly supportive replies such as "No, really?" and "Aww, that sucks." before apparently getting bored and claiming she had to go because her "text reception" was breaking up. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
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Top comments
knoxxx 22
Dang, how long has it been since you talked to your mom?
notabeachbabe 13
Well I bet that was an awkward conversation..
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Comments (88)
LiliLatte 15
Were you not invited to the wedding? That's cruel
aliyahstars 7
So fakeee, if your parents were getting divorced depending how old you one would have to take you into custody and I your over 18 you would still be notified by the state and they would ask you stuff and ya. Sooo fakke
ezio416 6
Could be a second honeymoon
ceelos97 16
How long has it been since you talked to your parents
katebond 16
Surprise!!!!
slyde32 12
I'm beginning to think a lot of people comment with out reading the full post "OR THAT MY PARENTS HAD JUST GOTTEN DIVORCED"
blackonblight 33
OP might be just assuming the divorce happened, and those mentioning second honeymoons are offering an alternative, that the reason OP wasn't told about a divorce was because there wasn't one.
Omniprism 15
Whoa. I'd be pissed.
whatwhyhoo 10
The first thing I thought was 2nd honeymoon.
fffianist 9
An acute case of auto-correct?
ooft 8
"hi mum" "so when would you like to meet your new dad?" "u wot m8??"