Today, I texted my mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that my parents had just gotten divorced. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I checked my mom's email to track a package I'm waiting to receive. Instead, I found out my mom canceled the order, and that my parents are getting a divorce and have been fighting via email for weeks. FML
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
Today, I texted my dad and told him I was getting married in five months. His reply? "I gotta work that day." FML
Today, I was texting my mother after my boyfriend broke off our relationship. She offered incredibly supportive replies such as "No, really?" and "Aww, that sucks." before apparently getting bored and claiming she had to go because her "text reception" was breaking up. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
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Top comments
knoxxx 22
Dang, how long has it been since you talked to your mom?
notabeachbabe 13
Well I bet that was an awkward conversation..
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Comments (88)
worldclassrager 41
If she was getting married I would think you would be a bridesmaid or the maid of honor...
ksks1234 33
Or invited
jojimugo 20
Or informed
caralily 10
Plausible, even if you talk to your parents often. My aunt got divorced and my parents never told me. It was two years after the divorce when I found out because my mom finally had to tell me when I was addressing high school graduation invitations.
AlaskanG 27
An aunt is a little different...
DArthurVaderian 18
And the mom got married too
EnderWolf1013 9
people have another honeymoon
cryssycakesx3 23
but not after divorce...
killthedead 13
Perhaps they are on a second honeymoon?
JBChristian 47
Perhaps it would be of great help to you to take a second look at the FML?
xleahx131 9
She should have told you that earlier considering you're her daughter?
EnderWolf1013 9
damn
cbeigs 5
Keep in better contact with you parents
JJ_86 22
That's heights. You deserved to know. But maybe you were better off without having to stress over what caused the divorce and a quick next marriage.
toiletavenue 4
I like trains
lolurkidding 13
That's a bit awkward...maybe you guys should talk more?