Today, I had a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate at a restaurant. How did they apologize? By sending me a free basket of bread. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ordered Chinese and told them I was allergic to eggs. I took a bite and I found some egg, quickly spat it out and took my antihistamines. When I returned with it and complained about my potential demise, they gave me a free orange to apologise. I'm allergic to oranges. FML
Today, after I explained to my waitress that I have an allergy to butter, she nonetheless put some on my baked potato. When I had her get me another, without butter, she came back with one and then asked if I would like butter with it. FML
Today, I went to the Cheesecake Factory and treated myself to an appetizer, an entree, a dessert, and some cocktails. The bill was higher than I expected and I was $50 short. I faked having a food allergy and had the staff call 911 so they could take me to the hospital, so I would get out of paying. It worked. FML
Today, I finally went to have blood taken for an allergy test I really need. Afterwards, I had an allergic reaction to the bandaid they used on my arm. FML
Today, I received a food delivery. The bag was huge. I thought the restaurant had made a mistake and given me extra food. I checked the receipt; it said, “Special note: For our hungriest customer. Extra napkins!” They'd remembered me from last time I ordered a ton of food. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, my family picked a place for my birthday dinner. They chose a seafood restaurant. I'm allergic. FML
Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML
Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML
Today, I was so excited that my favorite local spot reopened, I couldn’t wait to go there for lunch. Unfortunately, my waiter’s shirt was so caked with thick smelly cat hair, it sent me into an immediate allergy attack. Not only did I not get to eat my food, the manager refused to give me a refund. FML
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agentx52 13
Wow, they're dumb for doing that.
trollsemen 8
What idiots.
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Comments (150)
agentx52 13
Wow, they're dumb for doing that.
xxwafflez 0
sounds like a.....CRUMMY day!
derper71 3
Sounds like... A STUPID pun
RavagedSouI 0
14- don't be so loaf-some
lulututu 4
I don't understand why they had to apologize in the first place.
EvilPotato 15
1 not the brightest people in the world.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
No, I'm pretty sure they just didn't care. I think some businesses do things like this on purpose, as a thinly veiled "**** you" to a customer they don't like.
yamatelle 19
You guys are toasting me with all these puns. You knead to stop. OP, at yeast to get free bread. Don't let them roll over you. If you don't like that restaurant just go to another one and pay, unless you don't have enough dough. :)
RedSharpieInk 5
...isn't bread already free at restaurants?
HowAreYouToday 34
Yea it is, lol
prinzess_fml 25
22: maybe because the bread contained traces of nuts and OP specifically asked for food with absolutely no nuts or something
Ecklcakes 15
They just don't want people finding out about the allergens in their bread.
nitewlf12 10
Ah but the irony of that is so fantastic. I absolutely love it when stuff like this happens.
tjv3 10
that's funny
tjv3 10
Blame Canada Blame Canada....
taurus30 0
No shit Sherlock.
trollsemen 8
What idiots.
SpaceMan55 1
Ifim allergic to waffles, don't take me to a waffle house!! But in this case it's bread
WCARlover 35
agreed
stefluvsyou 4
Yeah duh bread baskets are already free. What a stingy restaurant XD
MrSarcasm 4
2. Its clear that they're not idiots. They are in fact, a highly trained team of assassins trying to kill her. She's thwarted them now, but eventually, they'll get her with their trademark toxic bread!
airforce987 20
Wtf? Did you smash the waiter's face into the basket?
faithxoxox 1
I hope so.
StoryOfTheYear 15
She definitely will now.
Daralea 21
Violence is not the answer! It's too messy and most of the evidence can lead straight to you. Obtain and release the ebola virus instead
LolliDolly 19
You should definitely dine there again. Not
girleegirl 0
Uh yeah
bjdavey 8
Hey look on the bright side. You got a free basket.
iLikeBoyes22 0
Haha just sue, theyre trying to kill you
btnhdude 0
Why the thumbs down? Suing might be a bitch move but... *Puts on glasses* They'd get a lot of dough. *sighs* Oh and uhh, *takes off glasses, camera zooms in* their pockets would swell up.
hailphire130 0
84-I just had to tell you how much of a win that was.
FU2causeUFML 2
I don't get why people are hating on this comment. They are kind of harassing him. Like if you told a company you want to be compensated for having an allergic reaction to their bread, and in order to compensate they send you a coupon for more bread, they are just messing with you.
emsiti 6
but why is it there fault your alergic to their bread?
salvorican 24
And you should donate that free basket of bread to the hungry. You can start by giving it to me ;)
xXSillyLoveXx 0
Should've left it at the first sentence
ieatunicorn4fun 7
Whip it at the waiter! Bread Fight!!!! :D
bibi_nette 14
No, no that's a bad idea. Source: Life Experience.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Don't be stingy! Share it! Just because you can't eat it, doesn't mean someone else can't!
Loopulk 9
Yeah, share the bread to the hungry or friends.
Daralea 21
Free bread! Causes only slight anaphylactic shock. Perfectly pairs with maple butter.
missL1z 5
You expect some lobsters or something?
superstar429 7
i bet they're giving you another type of bread not the bread you got sick with and if theybdid sue them and say they're trying to kill me