Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML
Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML
Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML
Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML
Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML
Today, as I tried to get off the bus, my bag and the hand holding it got stuck between the exit doors. I dropped the bag in panic, but the driver wouldn't let me off until we got to the next stop. I had to walk all the way back to get my bag. FML
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Top comments
redpump 0
always hold onto your stuff mate.
tpea 1
YDI, even if temporarily, take your belongings with you!
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Comments (108)
ObtrusiveDave_fml 0
Hahahah manners fail
the4starr 3
why would you get OFF the bus? couldn't you have just moved?? still, that sucks
wetherguy 0
So much for karma
ghostychi 9
it's understandable to get off. i know here in chicago, the buses can get very full. you would think people would notice that a bus is full and wait for the next bus. If you want your laptop back, run after the bus. the next stop can't be too far away. and if the bus driver asks you to pay, point out that you were just on the bus and show him the laptop that you left.
angel55033 12
you idiot you deserved that
demonlove 0
you should've pushed them back and told them ******* wait
howdykatryna 0
maybe you should've just stayed on the bus. or taken your stuff with you?
dorktastic09 0
ydi for letting your laptop out of your hands for even a second.
danisawesome 0
WHY IN THE HELL WOULD U LEAVE YOUR LAPTOP ON THE BUS!!??!! GEEZUS!!!! YDI!!!!
fthku 13
YDI for leaving your laptop there in the first place, and for not running after the bus. **** that, he shouldn't have even been able to get that far- as soon as you see him closing his doors, start knocking on them!