Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML
Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML
Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML
Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML
Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML
Today, as I tried to get off the bus, my bag and the hand holding it got stuck between the exit doors. I dropped the bag in panic, but the driver wouldn't let me off until we got to the next stop. I had to walk all the way back to get my bag. FML
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redpump 0
always hold onto your stuff mate.
tpea 1
YDI, even if temporarily, take your belongings with you!
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Comments (108)
Mauskau 36
This was on here a few months ago.. people never learn.
sanjoooo 0
laptop...$500 bus fare...$1 losing you laptop I the bus... priceless
sanjoooo 0
I is supposed to be in*
rallets 23
or "on" ..just sayin'
robertdr 0
did a dingo take your laptop mate?
denvan 0
My laptop is like attached to me when I'm at school or headed there
Exposi 1
So, let me get this straight. You actually managed to pull your head out of your ass long enough to buy a laptop... and then did something EXTREMELY ******* STUPID and then tried to delude yourself into thinking you did something nice because you can't deal with the fact that you're a ******* RETARD? Can you please just throw yourself off a bridge, you pathetic excuse for a human being? The world is better without you in it.
anorexicbarbie 8
You're so cool 49, how do I get like u.
iHateThisLife 10
that's what there are shoulder straps, use them. I'm very cautious when I have to use BART for business to S.F.
yusaku02 20
YDI for not taking care of your belongings. I wouldn't let my laptop out of my sight for even a second.
Helena_18 0
OP .....RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
Lolzords 11
Why would you use your laptop standing up on the bus? I assume you were standing up, there'd be no need to get off the bus if you were sitting down. YDI.
jkweenjkwrntjkrw 0
OP, YDI. Let them push and shove. Just trip them. Why would you even leave your laptop alone?