Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I woke up in a puddle of blood after 7 hours of sleep. Before going to bed, I had inserted a tampon that should've kept me dry for at least 8 hours. Apparently it doesn't work well if sleepy me forgets to take the top part of the plastic wrapping off. FML
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
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Top comments
22jrdn55 15
"**** yourself!" is only a phrase, don't take it too literally!
efemel94 7
Tell me about it, putting a tampon in my penis felt so unnatural at first :/
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Comments (363)
M3gzilla 5
Im pretty young and have to disagree with all the comments. I got it on my first try, it doesnt hurt and if your using the plastic applicator ones, you can barley feel them.
cassandraoh 0
LOL, you poor thing.
shotgunsinner4 0
weird
1happymummy 14
Mooncup. Go on. Google it.
Horsegal_11793 7
That's ok. I know how you feel. My obgyn said tampons would help with my problem of always thinking I bled through the pad. It took me 9 or 10 tries to get it.
xNephilim 19
When I first got my period, I was terrified of using tampons. My mom had a box of the tiny ones somewhere around the house, so I would just keep going back into the bathroom to try to put one in. Freaked me out like nothing else, hurt, and then was just really freaking uncomfortable for the first few times, but eventually I figured it out. It's not that unusual for girls to feel that way.
hilary56 0
Sorry that sucks Fyl
Cerina15 4
thats sucks when i first got my period i went straight to tampons and i never use a pad i think there so uncomfertable. It seriously wasnt as bad as i thought it would be using a tampon
chamblizi 2
YOU JUST MADE ME HAVE A ASTHMA ATTACK..... AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE ASTHMA LOL!!
GottaCoconut 3
I don't know why, but I found this to be a lot funnier than it should have been.