Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I woke up in a puddle of blood after 7 hours of sleep. Before going to bed, I had inserted a tampon that should've kept me dry for at least 8 hours. Apparently it doesn't work well if sleepy me forgets to take the top part of the plastic wrapping off. FML
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
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Top comments
22jrdn55 15
"**** yourself!" is only a phrase, don't take it too literally!
efemel94 7
Tell me about it, putting a tampon in my penis felt so unnatural at first :/
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Comments (363)
alicianoar 7
You don't have to be a genius to put a tiny piece of hard cotton in your ******* ******.
Armyboy124 0
It's not rape if you like it ;D
silent_bride 5
Can we... can we not joke about rape?
kenziebooo 0
Omfg I've tried like 20 times to change to tampons and o get frustrated and quit
petshark 4
Cute
choclatmuffin101 2
Just wait until you jave to take it out again! Mine always get stuck. o.o
BostonBruinsFan 8
I would think any girl would know the difference, just like us guys!
BostonBruinsFan 8
I bet she did!
AnimeGrrl03 0
Good to know im not the only idiot in the world this has happened to >.>
bksharday 0
A little advice cardboards are hard for your first time.plastics are a lot easier (;