Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I woke up in a puddle of blood after 7 hours of sleep. Before going to bed, I had inserted a tampon that should've kept me dry for at least 8 hours. Apparently it doesn't work well if sleepy me forgets to take the top part of the plastic wrapping off. FML
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
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Top comments
22jrdn55 15
"**** yourself!" is only a phrase, don't take it too literally!
efemel94 7
Tell me about it, putting a tampon in my penis felt so unnatural at first :/
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Comments (363)
Kristalmfao 0
That happened to me too!
Skarkie321 18
Try only having super pluses the first time you put one in, putting it in wrong and having to take it out dry...talk about pain..
southerngalslove 15
the first time's always strange. it comes with practice. try a different angle and having one foot on the toilet to help your angle.
sugarbear0727 19
Its definitely hard at first. And sometimes you get the wrong size, which hurts alot. I wasted four or five trying my first time, I read the instructions and everything, I just couldn't get the hang of it. I gave up and used a pad instead. Tried it again when I was more relaxed.
Uncgirl 8
It gets easier trust me.
sendboot2 4
If it hurts it's usually not far enough up.
brinda08 5
Lubing up the applicator helps until you get used to putting them in.
arctic111 17
The same thin happened to me this morning. It took me five tries
SuperWhoMarvLock 22
I still don't have the guts to try a tampon. I feel the same way; Like I won't be a virgin anymore if I do try one.
GreyDiaries 10
what did the kid do OP?