Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I woke up in a puddle of blood after 7 hours of sleep. Before going to bed, I had inserted a tampon that should've kept me dry for at least 8 hours. Apparently it doesn't work well if sleepy me forgets to take the top part of the plastic wrapping off. FML
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
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Top comments
22jrdn55 15
"**** yourself!" is only a phrase, don't take it too literally!
efemel94 7
Tell me about it, putting a tampon in my penis felt so unnatural at first :/
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Comments (363)
mojo87 14
To all the girls saying they'd never use tampons, there's been times when I've had to use tampons and pads at the same time, due to flow. I started using tampons while I was still a virgin, but on occasion, even now, if I try to put a tampon in, while I'm in a rush, it still feels way too tight. Just consciously try to relax your muscles, take your time and you should be fine.
picturescrazy 24
Oh god, I remember all to well that feeling when you first attempt to get one in. Took me a year to successfully do it, and the failed times ended up in tears ):
Girlsrock4u 0
Font worry next time ask ur boyfriend to put it in it will much better cuz my boy friend does it and he likes doing it :)
kjaw3 5
At least u got practice for that pedo across the street ;)
ImSoEffedUp 10
It didn't keep falling out did it....? If so, u got bigger problems....
azzcan 0
U + Tampons = Mind Rape
lkr90 2
I dont really see how you can mess it up...Try the smallest size first and go from there...
Alex1901 6
Tampons might hurt but it's in no way comparable to sexual assault.
Blam5301991 0
How do u mess tht up? Only one hole where it fits dear...
Blam5301991 0
Tampons r nt rocket science sweetie. Wen al else fails u hav clear directions inside the box..