Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I woke up in a puddle of blood after 7 hours of sleep. Before going to bed, I had inserted a tampon that should've kept me dry for at least 8 hours. Apparently it doesn't work well if sleepy me forgets to take the top part of the plastic wrapping off. FML
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
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Top comments
22jrdn55 15
"**** yourself!" is only a phrase, don't take it too literally!
efemel94 7
Tell me about it, putting a tampon in my penis felt so unnatural at first :/
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Comments (363)
JadeWalker 14
thats why each pack/box comes with instructions. fyl
charlieskiki 0
That seems kind of strange to me...sorry?
chrispasta 3
Maybe you should put on some slow saxophone music to help ease the process
sarahmaybell_21 0
It's never easy the first time, you probably don't have the angle just right. Just try again and dont joke about rape anymore and you should be alright.
SpeechQween94 14
I feel for you. I don't wear tampons for that reason alone.
Hache_fml 0
Start with a glass of wine and some relaxing music. Allow yourself to relax. As with anything that can cause you to be anxious. Relax first then complete task. Good luck
thetoxiclion 4
I know how you feel.
Colbertrox811 5
It's not that bad....,
symotomsofhope 5
I'm not being mean, but some girls have to use lube the first few times trying.
Pebbles1290 8
I bet you wouldn't know what it feels like to be raped..