Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML
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Top comments
Oanaj 0
damn dude. just feel happy he got to live a second more.
PurpleSpaghetti 0
aww poor thing...at least you tried your best to save him
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Comments (170)
dcsididntdoit 0
I didn't mean the dog dying was halarious you ******* retards. This fml is funny. That's what this sites here for, so people can read them and say hey at least my life doesn't suck that bad but no. People like you two years olds come on here and try and pick a fight. It's pathetic. Seriously. If you don't comprehend what a person is saying nor thinking maybe you should just shut your mouth and not try and make everyone else feel like shit. But hey, that's all people are here for now and days to bring everyone else ******* down because they don't feel good enough about themselves. This world is absolutely pathetic now and days. Hate doesn't make the world go round people. And saying I hope you get hit by a bus would be just as bad as if I was saying the dog dying was halarious. Seriously. Just wow. Pathetic.
rraptor 0
the fml itself wasn't even funny.. just wow. seriously. totally. wow. pathetic. just. seriously.
nyc718 0
50 that piece was spoken and worded exquisitely. I like your style kid.
dcsididntdoit 0
^^Haha. My point exactly to this ******. ;)
rraptor 0
just seriously. pathetic. wow just. just. pathetic. seriously. wow seriously.
FFML_314 12
rraptor, that is annoying.
rraptor 0
ha, 50's comment is full of it.
FFML_314 12
I know, but that isn't helping.
rraptor 0
yes ma'am, sorry ma'am
rraptor 0
care to explain? :p
FFML_314 12
I don't mind. It's a form of respect. :]
chinooonihc 0
"now and days" o.o' the world is pathetic indeed. . .
rraptor 0
all women deserve respect. especially the smart ones. :)
FFML_314 12
Anna? Do I know you? Edit: If that was your way of telling me I'm smart, thank you.
Ludii_fml 0
Hilarious* Nowadays*
Aldoxin 0
All you dog lovers make me want to vomit. Go help someone in need who cares about some dumb mutt.
Kyousho 0
technicaly, the laws of the roads says that if an animal crosses the road, you have to hit it if avoiding it will cause an accident
Aldoxin 0
50 you're my hero put these kids in their places.
TashaLenaKitty 0
Awwwh,that's so sad :( I'm sorry OP
nathaliiiexo 0
That's horrible.
kobebryant100 5
you should have went michael vick on that dog ... lol
Crystal_Dreams 0
Noooo! Poor doggy. :( :( Atleast you tried to avoid it.
ShogunLychee 0
How sad ... :( The dog's owners should have taken better care ...
rraptor 0
couldve been a stray
LTHoratioCaine 4
Thanks to you missing and him hitting and feeling ba for te dog, we are interrogating him as we speak... For the murder of 3 humans. You just stopped a runaway fugitive
LTHoratioCaine 4
bad for the* stupid iPod. I'm not on... marijuana. just a typo... and the dog got a jaywalking ticket