Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML
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Oanaj 0
damn dude. just feel happy he got to live a second more.
PurpleSpaghetti 0
aww poor thing...at least you tried your best to save him
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Comments (170)
momoberryy 0
eff that driver.. ><
dcsididntdoit 0
That's horrible... But halarious.
rraptor 0
you're ******* sick.
bballnsoftball 0
^^^^ agreed. how is an innocent animal dying hilarious? and thts how u spell it.
Thebloodygore 0
THAT'S how YOU spell it.
rraptor 0
no that's how YOU spell it.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Oh that's a fitting punishment for the posting of a comment you don't agree with. nice to know you put so little value on human life.
anorexicbarbie 8
46 Chill out you psycho bitch, no one deserves to be hit by a bus.
nyc718 0
Well op, personally I would have hit the thing that did less damage to my car.. in this case the dog would have died. But, fyl for attempting to do the right thing but getting your car wrecked in the process. So what do you think would have taken less time at the mechanic, a messed up bumper and possibly a head light from a dog or a destroyed nose of the car from a tree?
cstevanus 4
so a living creature has left value then a hunk of metal? well, when you are crossing a street i hope whoever is driving doesnt swerve and hit streetlight instead of you. and no i am not saying he should be killed or something in case it sounds like it.
Akai_fml 4
The OP is lucky to be alive after hitting a tree, but wouldn't have been at risk at all if she'd stayed on course. Hitting an animal is ALWAYS going to be preferable to putting yourself and any potential passengers in danger!
nyc718 0
Well 99 with hitting the tree you would be putting your live in danger. So you tell me tough guy, would you rather die or a stupid dog who was risk of rabies? Well, since you want to wish harm about me i hope while you're driving you stop to help a dog and it bites locks and rips your throat out. You tree hugging hippy ******.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#118 You have the right to state your opinion, but calling someone derogatory names is really unnecessary. :/
Aldoxin 0
Wow 19 dude you need to finish school or learn to type.
OwNowBrownCow 0
NOT BAXTER!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Aldoxin 0
If it was a pitbull or Doberman its a good thing just one less dog out there killing kids.
PurpleSpaghetti 0
it's actually people teaching dogs to kill, same as our government teaching people in the army to kill..for different reasons, yea. but the lives taken away are on the hands of the people. those dogs were just doing what they were taught and thought was normal
jmk323 0
I have a dobe and two small children. She is the sweetest dog i've ever owned! My dog would do anything to PROTECT my children against someone trying to harm them.. its wrong to label a breed based on the ignorance and stupidity of certain ppl who abuse dogs for their own personal entertainment.
Aldoxin 0
Dogs can be vicious at the drop of a dime no matter who raises the why do you think some breeds arent even allowed.
PurpleSpaghetti 0
well sorta, like my own dog was kind but after something traumatic; I guess you can call it that, he did develop food aggression. I guess dogs have different personalities just as we do as well. and those personalities grow as we are introduced to different things in our life, and they could easily change with a traumatic event or such.
romskiies 0
33- no you're just an idiot. dogs get aggressive when they have to, ie; feel threatened in some way.
SOTYsNumber1Fan 0
and in some cases they are not threatened at all, yet still attack, and that's why they're banned in different places...
TaNmKm 0
Guess God wanted the god to go badly... :-|
IamMe95 5
This story is soooo over used on here...
Aldoxin 0
I hate when people put animal life before human life. Like why is there even charities for animals when we have so many starving kids to worry about its pathetic.
_WhatTheFuck_ 5
You totally deserve it, you idiot. Never ever swerve to avoid something. What if a car was coming up on the next lane? Let the dog die, and save your life. You know what they say in Australia? "Run the ******* down!"
LeGiTbUrN 0
Stfu if I saw u I would **** u up ******