Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML
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Top comments
Oanaj 0
damn dude. just feel happy he got to live a second more.
PurpleSpaghetti 0
aww poor thing...at least you tried your best to save him
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Comments (170)
Darnie 0
Can you learn to drive? Cheers. You deserve it, and all the bills for your totalled car.
fml22221 0
i love irony but this is just to ******* bad
petey293 0
deeit87 0
At least you didn't hit him. Its probably better to feel stupid then guilty. Because when a dog gets hit and it's owned by a kid that kid will never get over it. And hopfully your car insurance covered the damage!!
runawaybishop 5
#168 - and if by swerving they hit a kid, what then?
79DrAwkwArD97 0
Seriously? You ruined your car to save a dog? Dog's don't cost $8000+ (and if they do, your a ****** idiot for owning one)... Not to mention the increase in insurance premiums...
Chocolate_Chunk 2
Maybe someday, when you're older and wiser, you will realize that money is not everything
ridder215 7
Your kids also don't cost $8000+, and if you had a choice, would you kill your kid or ruin your car?
alextrejo44 0
hahahahaha omg I can't stop laughing ahahahahhaah oh god oh god hahahahaha YDI for trying to save the stupid dog hahah
kev8625 0
so instead of hitting the dog u totaled ur car sounds like a good choice
crissit98 0
awwww poor doggie!
KYLAisaBITCH 4
...that is why you aren't supposed to swerve for animals... would you rather: have an animal die, OR you/a friend/family? not to mention you buy a new car, or kill a dog? YDI! both situations I'd rather an animal die.
Splayd 10
If you see that it is a dog, and you have the state of mind to think, then you grab hold of the wheel with both hands and just drive straight through. Don't put your life at risk because of an animal.
Jazzybaybee5683 0
Aww :/ well at least you cared enough not to harm it yourself