Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML
Today, I accidentally revealed to a close friend that I have a stash of furry porn. FML
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exileonmainst 16
Today, out of curiosity for a FML post, I discovered what furry **** is after a quick google search. FML.
articwolf2 17
Time to buy a cat suit?
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Comments (34)
swervelol 28
I'm all for sharing **** with your s/o but it's pretty obvious you two have some very different preferences
dexter420 21
You neither stumbled nor was ambushed. Its a website. Tip though. Dont shave your V
Karlaus John Smith 1
Now Cmon, stroke the furry wall!
Daniel Vitacolonna 6
Having a tumblr page myself, trust me. it could be a lot worse
Yudith 28
Oh well, you know what to do to spice up your sex life now. Hamster suit, candles and Ebichu video.
windscar1212 10
well maybe you shouldn't snoop. everyone's got a weird kink
Harm Varwijk 17
only creative and smart people have a passion for a rare **** niche. nothing to worry about. if I was you I would just chill the **** out. he seems like a good guy.
Garry Reineke 10
sounds like you might be a “creative and smart” person yourself...
Bloo2555 22
As long as he doesn't have a suit...
luissm97 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
your boyfriend is a ******* queer then time to get a new one
Guille Wallace 7
Oh well that's tumblr for ya!