Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
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Top comments
MrVictor_fml 0
a lot more should be taking place instead of a fml. it's not **** YOUR life, it's holy shit we found the robber! call the cops woman.
Jake_2013 0
Shit happens, OP. but he was wearing a girls shirt??
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Comments (102)
iltoudemone 0
I'd beat his ass
kiekie11 3
wait are you a man or a woman?
sheethapins 13
Well, op's name is Danielle. Do the math.
BB_ava 0
*sigh* check the username, 'Danielle' - woman
humorizer 14
Oh snap! You can do math with names now?
olpally 33
id smack his brother and then take the shirt off him.. take all of your stuff out of there and dump your bf all at once... and kick the brother while hes down... im evil but thats just low that your bf's brother would do that to u.. fyl
17dancer247365 0
tell your boyfriend, kick back, relax, and watch the show
georggx 3
I bet there's plenty of those shirts around. you can't accuse! he's probably just gay. don't be sly!
sheethapins 13
*sings* He's just a thief transvestite... from transexual... op's boyfriend's house ah ha...
hellokat1 0
You're awesome :)
Yuuki_mei 0
little asshole! Or he could just have the same shirt...
Krilleee 5
haha that's random , gay and just wrong!
dixieboo 0
Wait...is your bf's brother gay? just wondering! :)
ptsportsguy1 0
so u post it on fml instead of telling the police
sheethapins 13
Call the fashion police.