Today, I started working my crappy, minimum-wage retail job at a local electronics store. An hour into my shift, my boss sent me to scrub out a discount bin, after some drunk cunt in his teens staggered into the place yelling, and puked his guts into it. What a life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML
Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML
Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML
Today, I worked a 9-hour retail like this. I didn't notice until 3 hours into my shift and had to deal with this embarrassment for the next 6 hours. FML
Today, I had a shift at my job at a grocery store that was full of rude and impatient customers. Someone dropped a bottle of wine and it shattered next to me. I found a half-eaten packet of sushi behind some magazines. The scale on another register broke. "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette played on the store radio at the end. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, I took a massive dump in a trashcan in the back of my company's catering truck. We have a professional tailgate spread for clients to enjoy at the local games. My boss got drunk and left me to work it alone for 8 hours. The closest bathroom is 1/2 mile away. I hate my job. FML
Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions, and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML
Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
Today, a crazy homeless guy got angry because I wouldn't sell him a bottle of vodka at half price. He got so irrationally mad, he put his fingers down his throat, and threw up on my checkout counter. FML
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littlem91 29
Well, that has to motivate you to go to college or do courses, or really anything that may one day get you away from vomit filled discount bins. Good luck.
SuperDerp 8
Hey you still have a paycheck.
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Comments (96)
MisterMichael 9
I didn't know we could say the "c" word
illmatic2 16
Really? Did you get lost on your way to neopets?
dominic1221 6
Hope to god he meant "****" and not "crappy".
mimiminx 23
Why, what happens if we say ****? Do the Swear Word Police come get us?
colinp18 1
You should not use that kind of foul language
ohcheriecherie 20
You tell a great story, OP, if that makes you feel any better.
mmorgan9218 5
Awww poor you, you have a shitty job /: suck it up. Most people have or have had shitty jobs
j3ebrules 13
There are plenty of crappy minimum wage jobs out there. I w
SenselessPattern 12
Oh god, he died.
SApprentice 34
Just be happy you have a job, OP. The pay may be awful, but it is a job.
oliver86 8
^In Bruges is a great movie
zyme 11
I'm so sorry man, when I was a teenager those places always seemed to be trying to pick me up. Good thing the drinking age is 21 otherwise I could have woken up a few times with a lot less self respect than the day before.
AphyTheBronette 15
I agree OP your life ******* suck!
paschale 7
**** wasn't a rude word in seventeenth century England, it is only recently become unacceptable. There was a street popular with prostitutes called 'Gropecunt Lane'. Fact, fact fans!