Today, I started working my crappy, minimum-wage retail job at a local electronics store. An hour into my shift, my boss sent me to scrub out a discount bin, after some drunk cunt in his teens staggered into the place yelling, and puked his guts into it. What a life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML
Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML
Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML
Today, I worked a 9-hour retail like this. I didn't notice until 3 hours into my shift and had to deal with this embarrassment for the next 6 hours. FML
Today, I had a shift at my job at a grocery store that was full of rude and impatient customers. Someone dropped a bottle of wine and it shattered next to me. I found a half-eaten packet of sushi behind some magazines. The scale on another register broke. "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette played on the store radio at the end. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, I took a massive dump in a trashcan in the back of my company's catering truck. We have a professional tailgate spread for clients to enjoy at the local games. My boss got drunk and left me to work it alone for 8 hours. The closest bathroom is 1/2 mile away. I hate my job. FML
Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions, and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML
Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
Today, a crazy homeless guy got angry because I wouldn't sell him a bottle of vodka at half price. He got so irrationally mad, he put his fingers down his throat, and threw up on my checkout counter. FML
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Top comments
littlem91 29
Well, that has to motivate you to go to college or do courses, or really anything that may one day get you away from vomit filled discount bins. Good luck.
SuperDerp 8
Hey you still have a paycheck.
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Comments (96)
MrHotShot22 6
look on the bright side some people can't even find a crappy job.
emeraldisle 30
I know it's horrible but at least you have a job.
_krystallynn_ 11
ohh that sucks. i cant pick up puke at all. it makes me want to throw up.
mikepzz 27
your name and your wording made my day today. thank you good sir
gigi1981 13
Yes, me too! Funny bloke... I had to look at nationality because I said the flagrant use of the 'C' bomb this has to be an Aussie! Hope it's getting better OP and that there have been no more drunk 'C's vommiting in discount bind :)
duckyeah 6
Better than no job! Be thankful you're still receiving pay.
riellllle 14
Oh, the adventures of working in retail.
answeryourphone 3
How'd you get there?
ravenh1979 13
" Drunk ****" ?? Eww I hate that word (****). Besides I thought that was a nasty name to call a woman??
melibear89 7
It is.
dominic1221 6
35- You're blatantly not the age you claim. I'm leaning on 12, maybe 14 tops. Grow up.
sirpantselot 22
Grow up 35. Besides, it could've been a bloke. These days ****'s just a generic term for, well, a ****.
Trisha_aus 15
Straya ****..op's from oz.
ladydragonstars 23
If you at least pretended to like your job, you probably wouldn't be stuck doing all the dirty work. With that kind of attitude, ydi.
annie_nk 23
If that kid really was a teen, call the cops. Underage drinking. If he isn't, drunk in public.
Ins0mau 20
He could be 18 or 19 (Still a teen). OP is from Australia. Legal age is 18 here.
annie_nk 23
I didn't know that. Also I'm on my phone app. It doesn't show or say where OP is from.