Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a new medicine. One of the listed side-effects was "anal seepage" and I spent the better part of the day laughing with my coworkers about how it's "not a real side-effect". I found out that it really is while stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the way home. FML
Today, I took some new allergy medicine I had never tried before, and I didn't bother reading the side effects. I then went to school. It was almost an hour before dismissal when I had felt a warm feeling on my legs. One of the side effects to my new medicine was bladder control problems. FML
Today, I'm on a medication that really dehydrates my skin. I thought split lips were the worst side effects. Other split orifices make a trip to the toilet a literal pain in the arse. No sign of stopping in the near future. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may cause stomach upset" and "you will crap yourself as you have an orgasm while having sex with your boyfriend." FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML
Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML
Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML
Today, I used a new fragrance-free hypoallergenic laundry detergent for my underwear, as I have sensitive skin. I got a rash. FML
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cartmen73 0
Yikes! Don't get glued to a partner!
ICATiger 13
That's a sticky situation
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Enslaved 38
Blah! Peeling undies off your body doesn't sound fun. Sorry. >.
Savra_fml 17
A medication I took had "sudden death" as a side effect (although rare). Still, as nasty as it seems, I would prefer yours, well, the equivalent for a guy, to that any day. FYL for as long as you need to take your meds!
a1f0sff 25
Sudden death? Now that's new...
MerrikBarbarian 9
Not really. Lots of Meds have death listed as a side effect. Usually under the serious side effects to let your doctor know if you experience. XD
GlitterAngel 8
Bahahaha!!!!!
xNephilim 19
"Doctor, I experienced one of the side effects of your meds today." "Which one?" "Sudden death." "Well, whatcha still doing here? Go head into the light!"
bustub2 8
Get in a warm bath with you undies on to avoid a tearing the flesh from your naughty bits.
DocBastard 40
Are you on Mirena, Keflex, or Tamoxifen? Talk to your doctor. There are very few medications for which there is no alternative.
cinderella10383 6
Keflex has an alternative it's just a low dose penicillin med.. I know this because I'm allergic to Keflex but can take penicillin.. It's the inactive ingredients in Keflex
DocBastard 40
No, Keflex is not a "low-dose" anything. It's one of the cephalosporin antibiotics, which are in the same class (beta lactam) as penicillin. And my point wa that most drugs, Keflex included, DO have alternatives.
TexasMud 8
I would start containing this substance and sell it as homemade glue!
kendraexismoore 0
Bahahahaha.!:)
perdix 31
Rx: Commando Remove underwear from affected area until condition subsides. If Walgreens or CVS won't fill that prescription, go to your local bar and you'll find many guys who will, plus you'll get some free drinks!
cinderella10383 6
Remove underwear??? Think about what will happen to her pants especially if they are jeans! I would much rather get in a warm bath with undies on to unstick myself than jeans lol
perdix 31
Common sense would dictate that she should wear short skirts while the condition persists.
diva1998 8
Then it would get all over the floor.
perdix 31
Yes, but mopping floors is less painful than peeling stuck underwear off your genitals. Unless you are a masochist who really hates housework.
lexybunny555 1
And common sense would show that if she wasn't wearing any underwear, the substance would then be all over her legs. She wouldn't get anywhere looking like that..
kookylocka 0
Another side effect is that you'll save on waxing
ladyLALAA 29
If I were you I would just be wearing a skirt for a while. Preferably something that falls at ankles. Avoid the pain again ha
Johnny6speed 0
Umm, I would advise against that for the simple fact that I think that the "unusual vaginal secretions" have a particularly potent scent. I would keep that shit covered if It were me and I had a vag and it had unusual stuff coming out of it. That's just me though.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
This is disgusting
babyshaft408 8
Gross