Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML
Today, while trying to take my Christmas tree down, I learned that at some point during the last few weeks, it became home to a colony of green ants. I'm now covered in bites and terrified to go anywhere near it. FML
Today, despite putting all the food in the fridge, taking all the rubbish outside, cleaning the house top to bottom and setting up bait, we're still dealing with a bloody huge ant problem. I've now got a rash all over from being bitten while I sleep. FML
Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML
Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML
Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML
Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML
Today, I saw a dead ant. It made me think about how brief and fragile life is, why we're all here, and whether it has a point. It was a piece of lint. FML
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Top comments
FutureMatty 24
More then cradling it, it was more likely trying to carry it to eat it lol
anmolm97 12
ant issues?
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Comments (227)
Mandy93 15
I feel for you, OP. I am firm believer in anti-specieism, but creepy-crawly critters still freak me out to!
Exconn 3
That is the saddest, most beautiful and most ridiculous thing I have ever heard...
Speck500 3
That was probably his aunt
jabbinmonkey27 4
FRANK NOOOO!!!!!!!
cmm06241 3
Oh good lord! It's a facking ant! Get over it and kill them or clean your house!
MrPortalFan 21
Watch your back, because that ant is coming for you
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
You are now hitler to ants...for shame.
CarlosDanger 12
Ants don't even have the mental capacity to feel emotions. They live to reproduce and nothing more. Don't feel bad.
0o0o0 9
Humans feel enough emotions to cover up the emotional deficits of the insect population.
CarlosDanger 12
11, how stupid are you? You are using one of the most pathetic of fallacious arguments.
JupiterPainon 17
I'm not going to lie OP you're pretty pathetic