Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I spent most of my morning comforting the guy I love because his fiancée dumped him for some other guy. He continuously told me I had no clue that kind of pain he was in. He dumped me three years ago for the girl that just left him. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Time to bail
Today, I spent several hours consoling my crying girlfriend. Why was she crying? She had been told to stop 'leading on' a guy at work who has a crush on her. Worse yet, she has a crush on him, thus the crying. Worse still, this isn't the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Keep your enemies closer
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Just good friends
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Makes sense
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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Anonanimal 0
why? you shoulda just dumped her yourself!
ande92tt 0
You're an idiot!
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Comments (269)
macbenz 0
u pussy!
Witchcraft_fml 5
What the hell? Why are you still with her? Have off with that slag, she's only going to cheat again. Forgive her down the way, but don't take her back. And the fact you're letting her cry on your shoulder about this? It's sick.
BWC1234 0
Y
TheTruth1428 0
YDI for being stupid enough to console her. I would have slammed the door in her face / hung up / told her to get the hell out instead of being a doormat and sitting back and actually feeling bad for her.
peoc 0
-,- This makes me sad to be greek
Steamrolled 0
YDI great! Now you are ex's best girlfriend.
RaverYusuke 0
Big mistake, boyo.
allmidnighteyes 11
I wrote her off for the tenth time today And practiced all the things I would say But she came over I lost my nerve I took her back and made her dessert Now I know I'm being used That's okay man 'cause I like the abuse I know she's playing with me That's okay 'cause I've got no self esteem
thecoldhardtruth 0
self-esteem by offspring right? thats exactly what this post me made think of.
hey_nightmare 0
um you're an idiot for taking her back.
kpanchal 0
You're a mother ******' idiot. I would have left her and made her feel even WORSE.