Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I spent most of my morning comforting the guy I love because his fiancée dumped him for some other guy. He continuously told me I had no clue that kind of pain he was in. He dumped me three years ago for the girl that just left him. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Time to bail
Today, I spent several hours consoling my crying girlfriend. Why was she crying? She had been told to stop 'leading on' a guy at work who has a crush on her. Worse yet, she has a crush on him, thus the crying. Worse still, this isn't the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Keep your enemies closer
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Just good friends
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Makes sense
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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Anonanimal 0
why? you shoulda just dumped her yourself!
ande92tt 0
You're an idiot!
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Comments (269)
ms_nobody 0
Im hoping u and her have already broken up because she was cheating and she decided to be with him instead. and then he broke up with her. and u are just comforting her because you guys were able to stay friends after your break up. that will make this a little less pathetic.
Witchcraft_fml 5
I truly hope so too. Otherwise, this guy has no self-esteem or -respect.
playfuldesk 0
I wouldn't hurt a ******. Pussy is my religion
kasey19 0
Pussy :(
T_X_P 2
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." You're now getting fooled a second time by allowing her to manipulate you into feeling sympathy. Display a little self-respect by getting rid of her.
Nox_Noctis 0
******* tool.
L4m3r 3
Dump her ass, you spineless wanker.
eperry84 1
Your life sucks because you don't know any better. You need to hit that B**** in the throat. Closed fist.............................
ms_nobody 0
I think they were already broken up when this other wanker broke up with the girl.
rebamoo 14
Why would you suggest violence towards her?? He should NOT have consoled her, but punch her in the throat??? That is never ok.
dspadres 0
What a bitch and you're a tool. Don't try to be that guy who pleases everyone. And definitely don't be that guy who thinks he'll get sympathy from other people about it.
Scoop2552 6
Pussy Whipped. Dump her ass, she deserves it for cheating on you.
orchids_torturer 0
******* loser. if YOU dont have YOUR best interests at heart, who will?