Love: Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped...

nitwit 8 September 2009, 12:29 Greece

Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML

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Shadowfigure23 10 July 2009, 22:28 United States

Today, I spent most of my morning comforting the guy I love because his fiancée dumped him for some other guy. He continuously told me I had no clue that kind of pain he was in. He dumped me three years ago for the girl that just left him. FML

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Renderfist 6 July 2017, 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

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oink401 5 November 2011, 15:40 Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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Anonymous 13 March 2021, 02:01

Time to bail

Today, I spent several hours consoling my crying girlfriend. Why was she crying? She had been told to stop 'leading on' a guy at work who has a crush on her. Worse yet, she has a crush on him, thus the crying. Worse still, this isn't the first time. FML

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dumped 27 October 2009, 23:13 United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

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Anonymous 12 December 2020, 01:58 Markham, Canada

Keep your enemies closer

Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML

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yee-whore 18 October 2014, 18:44 Waterbury, United States

Just good friends

Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML

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lovegame 28 June 2014, 15:48 Singapore, Singapore

Makes sense

Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML

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Brad 8 March 2009, 05:33 Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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Nanabanana1 7 February 2012, 01:23 United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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Anonanimal 0

8 September 2009, 20:04

why? you shoulda just dumped her yourself!

ande92tt 0

8 September 2009, 20:05

You're an idiot!

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plexico 4

8 September 2009, 21:37

Don't take the abuse from us guys who have pride, dignity and balls. You're getting pussy your own special way: being a pussy. If being a sniveling doormat is working for you, more power to you, brother! Even though you are practically a different species from me, I sure hope you ****** her good and often as a reward for your sympathetic consolation. Look on the bright side: Since that guy dumped her, you will have more chances to have sex with her until she can recruit another stallion into her barn. Carpe diem! Oh, wait, you're Greek and that's Latin. Let me translate. It means, "Munch the carpet."

Gefangene 0

9 September 2009, 03:04

hahahahahahahahaha MAJOR WIN I take my hat off to you plexico

feed_the_ducks 0

8 September 2009, 21:38

The fact that you comforted her shows a sign of low self esteem. I mean seriously who wants to sit there and console someone whenever they cheated on you? She got what was coming to her and if you're smart you'll leave her, if not.... well then you deserve to get cheated on again.