Today, I spent almost $200 on a planetarium show with my boyfriend, who loves astronomy. He said his favorite thing about it was that he could pick his nose without anyone noticing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said 'You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that nose.' FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
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trollsemen 8
Well, at least he didn't wipe it on Uranus.
UnearthlyEnemy 9
At least he liked it.
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Comments (162)
apdj94 0
That's what I would have done!
rana109040 3
oops... no comments :-)
melissatee 0
One, that totally sucks. Two, what the hell was he doing with his finger up his nose.
rhoholm 0
don't worry, he was probably just joking. don't take it hard
wriptidez 0
next time do a reg movie- cheaper and he can still pick his nose
neowes 1
He is a man of simple pleasures. That makes your life easier doesn't it?
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
And you stay with him WHY??? "he picks it so good???" Really??? YDI
AngryBeaver32 8
Being able to pick your nose in public without anyone finding out? That sounds like a good day to me. You should be glad that you could provide your man with such satisfaction.
guitarplayer546 0
He was most likely just joking if he was really interested In astronomy because to me that is an amaZing gift I love anything related to space.
RKD 23
He sounds like a total inconsiderate douche! You should be able to find someone better, don't worry!