Thanderska
Today, while playing golf, someone broke my nose. The clubhouse calls an ambulance, and I go to hospital. I call my girlfriend to come and pick me up downstairs; she runs over my foot with her car. FML
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ssnow_fml 20
I'd go sit in a plastic bubble for a few days.
Mons_fml 27
I can only imagine the pain. When I was younger out playing golf once. My brother walked up behind me mid swing. I can still remember the sound. he had a black eye for a while.
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ssnow_fml 20
I'd go sit in a plastic bubble for a few days.
McGundam 5
damn you beat me to it, lol
Mons_fml 27
I can only imagine the pain. When I was younger out playing golf once. My brother walked up behind me mid swing. I can still remember the sound. he had a black eye for a while.
Mightyrif 23
Ambulance gets to the hospital. Then a yellow 1967 British Leyland Mini pulls up behind the door of the ambulance preventing OP from exiting.
tranced_ 45
you better check yourself before your wreck yourself
Nickimariek 20
I'm sorry I shouldn't have laughed at that. xD hope you heal fast. :)
LennyComa 39
And Doctors say golf can be beneficial to health......Hope you recover from both soon OP
gobiteme2 34
I have a feeling that even if OP stayed in bed something would have happened i.e. rolling over falling out of bed and breaking arm.
cheesecake12 12
time to live in a bubble
smarterass 6
At least you could just turn around and walk back in.
False_Stupidity 42
More of a hobble or limp i'd say since his foot was just run over...
Mortoli 30
this all happened in a day? dang that sucks. lol