Today, I spent almost $200 on a planetarium show with my boyfriend, who loves astronomy. He said his favorite thing about it was that he could pick his nose without anyone noticing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said 'You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that nose.' FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
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trollsemen 8
Well, at least he didn't wipe it on Uranus.
UnearthlyEnemy 9
At least he liked it.
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Comments (162)
giraffemagic 0
...but that does seem nice. It's a bad feeling when you can't pick your nose because people are around you.
CryMoreFMLs 15
I'm sure you'll find a Mrs Sassy Pants. Just look hard enough... Or get a mail-order russian bride.
kickblocker 18
if he didnt want anyone to notice, why would he tell you
The_creator_fml 2
Sounds like u picked a winner.
False_Stupidity 42
Or HE picked a winner :)
deviable 9
He might have been joking.
WhitneyRuinous 6
Though his finger was in his nose, remember he was pointing to the stars. :)
tmaster102 0
Amen
rawrr61 4
If his favorite part was that, imagine what he didn't tell you.
MiaLoves 8
He sounds just lovely.
sensfan7 3
How's it going?
kabocha_cookie 0
Maybe you should get a sense of humor? Sucks that that's what he said, but it seems like a stupid thing lots of guys joke about.
joceALYSSA 3
spent 200 for him to pick his nose??? u could do that at home 4 free
TheUnknown_fml 9
Have some sense of humor?