Today, I spent almost $200 on a planetarium show with my boyfriend, who loves astronomy. He said his favorite thing about it was that he could pick his nose without anyone noticing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said 'You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that nose.' FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
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Top comments
trollsemen 8
Well, at least he didn't wipe it on Uranus.
UnearthlyEnemy 9
At least he liked it.
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Comments (162)
hannahcorrine 0
Everyone can see that
Love177 5
I love #3's comment! Haha
MisterMichael 9
Welcome to the planet-arium
taternuts 0
No op, he LIKES astronomy. What he LOVES is going knuckle deep in his nose. Know your boyfriend better
scottgeo 0
In his defense those shows are usually pretty basic for an astronomy buff. The picking of the nose part - gross and disturbing.
judasxoxo 0
lmfao
yankfan89 27
At least all he did was pick his nose and he was not masturbating
clw1740 0
Next time just watch a star trek marathon with him, he'll probably still beam his finger up his nose though.
Nhori 0
Whoa awesome profile pic
JinxosGirl87 0
You might have thought he was rubbing your back lovingly, but he was just wiping his boogers on you.
Scar_loves_you 0
He's a keeper ._.